just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she peed on how many people?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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