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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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