Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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