I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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