You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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