yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
