omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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