He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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