I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
nutella sex= disaster
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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