Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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