did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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