then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Did I show you my penis last night?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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