Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
