I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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