Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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