Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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