hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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