at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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