Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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