the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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