you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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