Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you win again, gameday.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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