i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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