If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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