elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
