Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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