Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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