I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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