am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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