This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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