We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
