yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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