if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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