there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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