You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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