summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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