so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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