I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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