If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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