Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Do plants get herpes?
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