is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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