Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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