Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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