sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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