Dual....:-)
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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