I got chris browned last night
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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