This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize