How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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