id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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