Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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