Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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