I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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