I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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