Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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