: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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