I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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