You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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