Whod you bang
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
In other news, I just burned my penis
Of course I have a pirate flag
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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