if you like me you must not know who I am
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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