how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My ass is underappreciated
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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